How did Brian Austin Green land Megan Fox?

Why did Heather Locklear date David Spade?

What inspired Jennifer Love Hewitt to sleep with Jamie Kennedy?

Finally, after years of wondering about such dating mysteries, we’ve been supplied with the answer: these men are among those in Hollywood that have penises longer than eight inches.

That’s what sources tell Life & Style, at least, as the tabloid reports these well-endowed gents “have nicknames like Tripod and Crooked Stick.”

Read Between the Thighs: A five-fingered wave, plus a two-fingered peace sign, plus one Ashton Kutcher equals eight inches of manhood.

Does this mean Leonardo DiCaprio, Ashton Kutcher and Jamie Foxx (pictured, all of whom are also on the list) have been bragging about their girth around town? Not exactly.

“Most of these guys don’t know one another,” the magazine states. “But as so many of their exes in LA have been spreading around the gossip about them, when they bump into each other, they give a knowing nod.”

Moreover, when they bump uglies with the opposite sex, they give a thrust that few can equal.

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